Champagne in my OJ
Bumping old Ghostface
Keep it chiller than a snowflake
Cooler than a cold rain
Fill my glass past the top

Stunting in the AM
The backyard is my playpen
No burdens, so weightless,
Hit the levitation
Feel like an astronaut

Bought a new crib, half acre on the deed
My lady put the money up, she crazier than me
That NorthWest summer got me hanging in the heat
In a little kiddie pool still playing make believe
Got a big beer gut, swag like a senior
No shoes, snipped shorts, tattered up t-shirt
Yeah…last night they carried me off
I begin the next morning with the hair of the dog
A good rough…Post with a ceegar puff
Newest Lukulele Slim, let the geetar strum
Whittling knife in my hands, carve the tree bark up
For now and forever show my sweetheart love
I mean “Hey”, my definition of the better ways
Is loving what I made, and sipping my lemonade
Resting like a deity up on the 7th day
Before I work the 8th, I pop it and celebrate

I roll with Cooks and Andre
Don’t need to drop dollars, I just top it with some OJ
I’m balling when I’m bubbling, I sparkle when I shine
A better way to celebrate, it’s all in your mind.

OJ in my champagne
Blueberries in my pancakes
You know I do the damng thang, stretch it like a hamstrang
Sip until the bubbly’s gone
Turn all of the screens black
Bumping old three stacks
Mind my own beez whacks, Luda don’t need that
Acting like nothing’s wrong

Try to name a mah fugger doper than the kid
Know that I’m a failure, know that I’m the shit
Fill the champagne and oj to the lip
Then pour a couple glugs out for the homey’s that we miss
Got an apricot tree, apple and a plum too
Hunk of meat on the grill, baggie full of junk food
SPF 50, lather up the skin
Fight the melanoma so it don’t come back again
Good lord, been lit since before ‘04
And I’ll prolly keep it swag for like 4-0 more
While the other dorks whined like some poor ol’ sports
I was easy catching Z’s like zorro’s sword
I mean cheers, my definition of the higher tier
Is conquering what I fear, and sipping my pint of beer
Working to better the man I see inside the mirror
So before we disappear, let’s toast it to brighter years